Your pilgrimage now draws towards revelation so you travel to Holy Trinity Church, known among wandering fools as The Clowns’ Church. Head inside.

 

Somewhere nearby you must locate the Hole-y bench in London.

You will recognise it immediately.

 

Sit there quietly with the Sacred Member beside you and channel Page III of The Book of Honk. Enter a trance like state, become possessed by the Horn! The rest of the book must be downloaded! When the transmission is complete, write down the download on the other part of the scroll. Now you must place all pages of the Hole-y Book inside the Horn nearby for the next clown pilgrim to discover, because the Carnival cannot continue without new fools.

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To close the rite and return safely to the mortal realm, you must celebrate and ground yourself by drinking beer and eating sausages to excess.

 

Only then is the pilgrimage complete.